"Mom, you guys didn't spell my name right when I was born. It should end with a U but if you don't like that then you can just call me Tess and spell it T-E-S-S."
I tried to pull a fast one over on Tess yesterday at Costco. I saw a cupcake maker that she had asked Santa for. (she decided that maybe the Big City Slider pan was not for her and if she got a cupcake maker she could still serve all her friends). Anyways I did not want to make a seperate trip back there so I snuck it into the cart and quickly covered with clothes and my coat while she was distracted. When we got to the check out I quietly told the cashier what I was trying to do and she scanned everything very carefully while I talked to Tessa. As we were leaving Tessa took the receipt from me and held it up to the bottom of the cart and said, "I need to cover that up so I don't see it." I asked her what she was talking about and she pointed to the tiniest corner of the cupcake maker that was peeking out at the bottom of the cart. 4 year olds are smarter than they look.