Rachel's Deep Thoughts

"Mom, I have so much to learn before I grow up ... like how to tie a double knot in shoes because what if I'm a mom and my kids' shoelaces are loose and they ask me to tie a double knot? I'm not having any kids though. Remember you told me once that it really hurts? I am just going to go to the orthodontist ... no ... what is it again? ... oh, the orphanage and buy some. I will just pick out the ones that look the most like me."